Seein' The Light With The Reverend

Having spent just a few days longer than I woulda liked

crammed into yet another dark FedEx envelope wasn't exactly hell on earth,

but then again,

I was starting to wonder if maybe my wicked ways

stoopid behavior interesting past was finally catching up with me!

Thank God The Rev showed up when he did and set me FREE!

Then, being The Good Reverend that he is,

offered me his own special brand of communion ~ Whiskey 'n Water!

Soon I found myself confessing all my sins chattin' it up with

The Rev's Famous Avocado Tree

Then I said my prayers (I'm prayin' fo' some BBQ!)

before passing out on the lampshade falling asleep!

Stay tuned fo' mo'!

Fo' sho'!