Another Weekend In Paradise (And Beauty Skool Update #3)

Amazingly enough...

during her FIRST WEEK in Beauty Skool,

not only was my blog-mistress allowed to real scissors

on actual hair ...but the next week they trusted her to mix chemicals and give Tat a perm!

Which fortunately turned out looking like this...

AND NOT LIKE THIS!...

ACK!

(The blog-mistress circa 1980)

Meanwhile....as for me...
My Ottawan Chaperons have been busy exposing me to life in Canada...

and, brrrrrrr....it sure is nippy in Paradise!

Thank goodness Fidel showed me the view from inside the car!
And by the professional manner in which he touched my sensitive underwires,
I can tell he's gonna make a fine doctor someday...just as long as he remembers to keep his hands warm!

His wife, however, has FREEZING cold hands!
So I'm really glad she remembered her gloves!
Too bad she forgot her sunglasses though, eh?

Please check out Another Day In Paradise to see MORE about my adventures in Ottawa (aka: Paradise, even thought it's realllllly cold!)

Mmmm-mustard Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

Spring has sprung in Northern California

and fields of mustard flowers

are bustin' out all over

and

ACHOO!

so are everyone's allergies!

So if you're a sneezin' and wheezin'...

Why not try MY cure?

'Tis really quite pleasin'!

(And I ain't even teasin')

All you need is...

(It might seem a bit old fashioned, but trust me,

some things just get better with age!)

More news about

my blog-mistress's adventures in Beauty Skool ME tomorrow!

Work Work WORK! (And Beauty Skool Update #2)

My Blog-Mistress just loves the creative names ya'll suggested for her Beauty Skool mannequin heads, but since she left the decision up to me...

I just had to go with TIT and TAT... ingeniously supplied by my

Favorite Canadian Redneck, Crusty (aka: Robert)

Double-D THANKS my ol' friend! I knew I could count on you!

(And your delivishly-dirty mind!)

( . )( . )

Tit's kinda shy...so Tat's up first!

Here she is

Before

During

& After

my blog-mistress's 1st attempt at a layered haircut.

Which took ONLY FIVE HOURS

Yeah.

It's kinda uneven too...

Hmmm, maybe she should consider specializing in

"asymmetrical" haircuts?

Meanwhile...as for moi...

I'm still hanging around in "Paradise"

Helping Med Student, Fidel, study for his exams...

And looking all over the dang house for the liquor cabinet

helping his Wife dust the furniture!

Phew! All of this WORK is really making me THIRSTY!