9/20/2008

Nightmare On Clifton Hill ~ Niagara Falls/Canada

Well, after I busted out at the Casino Niagara, Drowsey wanted to expose me to Clifton Hill, also known as "The Street of FUN at the Falls"...
...and where I learned that the term "FUN" is very subjective!
Things started out innocently enough....
here I am having FUN with the Tallest Man and
the Smallest Olga Chaperon in the World!
(Or even the blogosphere!)
Then we proceeded on to Falls Avenue (what a FUN name!)
and the Rainforest Cafe...which judging from the outside,
looked like a lot of FUN...
But once we got inside, things quickly turned dark.And kinda kinky.
(Of course Drowsey didn't seem to mind,
she was toadily diggin' the dirt floor - go figure)
But then a fricken MONKEY grabbed me
and starting swinging me around 'n around 'n around!!!
Until FINALLY the big, mean Bouncer trumpeted, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
And tossed me outside...
and I landed on THIS fence!
AHHHHH!!!!
OH MY GAWD!!!
What a nightmare!

Stay tuned...it's not over yet!...next time...
Drowsey's Sis tries to KILL HER!!!
Just for FUN!!!

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"DROWSEY AND OLGA'S PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST"
(see previous post)
ENDS ON WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th
What's YOUR Caption?

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