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(If this Slide-Show has stopped, click the arrow in lower left corner to start it again.) So a bra walks into a bar pub....and orders a bottle of beer pint of ale...but the bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the bra. And the bartender says, "Because m'dear...you are clearly are out your tits!"
Fortunately the bartender AND the patrons at the Minster Tavern in Ely, England were MUCH MORE accommodating! Unfortunately, the rest of the night is a bit of a blur...but LUCKILY Heather helps fill in the gaps here, or for more information about the Minster Tavern, click here!
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