Remember "Petrov", the poor little wayward bra who mysteriously showed up on Daddy Papersurfer's doorstep a while back? Well, all is not as DaddyP led us to believe...the truth be known, it seems the old git had a little something up his kilt sleeve all along...
And it took the sleuthful talents of my friend Fracas to reveal the truth behind the DaddyP's kilt sinister plot....which was....to use poor Petra as...a jock strap! (Read ALL about it here!) But rest assured that Petra is now safe and sound - recuperating quite nicely from her horrific ordeal with a warm blanket and hot toddies (as pictured above) under the loving care of her savior, Fracas. 


And so, Dear Fracas, on behalf of all decent (and even indecent) bras and undergarments everywhere I would like to thank you for your incredible support and acts of bra-very,
and hereby bestow upon you
and hereby bestow upon you

Bra-vo Fracas, BRA-vo!
And DaddyP, no hard feelings...in fact I am making a contribution on your behalf to BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society)
and to NOCAWK (National Organization for the Care
And Well-being of Kiwis.)
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
xoxo
BREAKING NEWS: The latest twist in this already unbelievably twisted story ~ Daddy Papersurfer's Dream seems to have a deeper meaning than anyone ever suspected! And now, Fracas and her International Support Team have banded together to ensure that the poor old git receives proper treatment!
I will keep ya'll abreast as the situation develops.
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