...and I noticed my AWESOME Georgia Chaperon, Stealth, standing in front of a candy bar machine. She put two coins in, turned the knob and a big fat dark chocolate candy bar fell out! She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket...then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob and...whadaya know!?...another candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.
She put two more coins into the machine and turned the knob
again which produced yet another candy bar
which she put in her pocket.
Finally, her best friend Gina, who'd been out looking for a Diet Coke, walked over and said,
"Girlfriend, WHAT in tarnation are you doing?!?"
And Stealth said..."Duh! I'm winning here!"
She put two more coins into the machine and turned the knob
again which produced yet another candy bar
which she put in her pocket.
Finally, her best friend Gina, who'd been out looking for a Diet Coke, walked over and said,
"Girlfriend, WHAT in tarnation are you doing?!?"

to be continued....
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