Ringin' in the New Year in New Jersey!

After my little "drinking binge" "sightseeing excursion" at her Office the other day, I promised my ROCKING New Years Eve Chaperon that I wouldn't wander off and get drunk make trouble get lost while we were celebrating New Years Eve at her Best Friend's house.

As you can see, I was behaving myself quite nicely...just hanging out by the festive, roaring fire.

And at dinner, I think I presented myself

in a very dignified fashion.

Yes, everything was going along just swell...

until...

They broke out the f'ing dessert!

Sorry, but I just SNAPPED!...and my will-power

flew right out the f'ing window!!

Next thing I know, I'm all snuggled up to a big ol' good lookin'

bottle of champagne!

And hittin' on helping out the Chef!

When, all of a sudden...

Crap! The Best Friend found me!

(Is it just me, or do I seem to be getting BIGGER?!?!)

So she stuck me on My Chaperon for safe-keeping.
WHADDAYA KNOW?...We're a PERFECT FIT!!!

Even so, I managed to wriggle free (they don't call me a Traveling Bra for nuthin!)...and was headin' upstairs, when...Crap! The BF found me AGAIN!

This time she stuck me on her MAN!
NICE GUY, but didn't have a clue what to do with

one so bodacious as moi,

so, back over to the kitchen I scampered...

...and was delighted to see that my bottle was still half full!

But - oh crrrap!!...it's The Best Friend!...

"OK, OK! Put the knife down! I'll cooperate!"

Oh yeah...like THESE two are gonna keep track of me!
Buh-wah-hahahahahaha!

DOUBLE CRAP!! (Don't you know I have a fear of dogs?!)

Where's My Chaperon?!?

Finally, fed up with all my shenanigans - My Chaperon sat me down, gave me a good yank and...BINGO!
Instant attitute adjustment!


And we all ended up having the BESTEST, HAPPIEST


F'ING NEW YEARS EVE EVER!

Happy New Year Meleah and Jennifer and everyone!

love,

~Olga, the they don't call me Traveling-for-nuthin' Bra!
xoxoxo