Well, today I got a little taste of Corporate America
(and then some)...
tag along with her to work!
Phew!
Typing is hard work...I need a break!
Mmmm....coffee always perks me UP!
But I don't really feel like typing anymore....I think I'll go poke around The Office and see what kind of trouble I can get into interesting things I can find!
Woo-hoo!
A copy machine!
They say being copied is the highest form of flattery...
so I made several copies of myself!
Hey, I wonder what's behind THAT door over there?....
Well, looky what I found over in the Marketing Department!
And how about THAT door....?
Woo-hoo ~ Jackpot!
The Boss has
The Good Stuff!

Weeee!!! I think I LIKE working now!
Oh, hi there Mr. Bossman! Hey!... how 'bout giving My Hardworking Chaperon a promotion? I mean, she works like a friggin dog around here and could really use some new socks for gawdsakes...didn't you read her self evaluation?! And....whaddaya mean "Who the hell am I and how'd I get in here?!"....

Thankfully, My Observant Chaperon found me before I got her fired completely lost control and took me outside for a little "time out"...

where I had to endure a little "lecture" about my
"alcohol consumption"...
yadda-
yadda-
yadda....

I will spare you the details of what happened next....
but suffice it to say that I learned my lesson!
To never work and drink at the same time again!