*SIGH*.....

Oh my......

I'm feeling a little verklempt right now...

*sniff-sniff*...

Click on my picture to find out why.

Olga's Rainbow

My latest exciting globe-trotting adventure on the Banff Gondola took me to new heights and was truly a peak experience! My Udderly Devoted Chaperon, Fracas has written a very moooving post about it on her blog...and since I don't think know I couldn't tell it any better than she...PLEASE CLICK HERE to read all about it! (Warning: Better bring a hankie.)

Olga, You Can Drive My Car - all the way to Banff!

So, with Fracas sleeping off margaritas in the passenger seat...and Mr. Fracas and the Fraccy children napping in the back seat, I drove the Fraccy family car from Calgary to Banff...
CLICK to "Drive My Car"

And as you would imagine, I'm a most excellent driver.

I even managed to mantain complete control doing 80 mph

as I snapped this photo of some big ol' bodacious mountains!

*Sigh*... I love the mountains....

Finally we arrived at Banff! And after a quick bite to eat

(including some deee-licious chocolate!) we mosied

downtown to do a little shopping...Holy Cow!
A whole shop dedicated to my favorite animals in the whole wide world?!!! Mountains...chocolate...cows?!

OMG!!!...this is my DREAM VACATION!!!

I HEART YOU FRACAS!!!

PS: Now go read Fracas's version of this adventure...it's udderly delightful!

PSS: ACK! I'm starting to SAG!!!

How 'bout a BOOST?!
And a vote?!?

I'm An Official Card-Carrying Saskatchewan-ian!

(Click the X in upper right corner to restart slideshow)

Read all about how Fracas did it HERE! (Thanks Fracas!)
*If the slide show has stopped, click the "x" in the upper right hand corner.

My Blog-Mistress Reveals It All!

Well, sort of...

CLICK HERE!

To read my blog-mistress's interview with

You Asked For It, Blessing...

Well, gosh...after receiving yet another plea from "blessing" today,

(see previous post) I felt it would be just plain bad manners not to reply!

CLICK HERE TO READ MY REPLY!

Olga, the DRIVING Bra!

Yesterday, since Mr. Fracas was still reeling from the news that Daddy Papersurfer is his long-lost twin brother...and Fracas was 3 sheets to the wind very tired, I offered to take over the driving responsibilities as we headed over to Banff. (Yes I know, it's hard to imagine any one bra having so much talent, isn't it?!) Once we arrived, Fracas was pretty much sobered up well rested and put the finishing touches on a BIG project she's been working on...click my picture to see what I'm taking about! And to read Fracas's version what we did yesterday...click here! Stay tuned...I'm just getting started!

Vroom-vrooooom!!!

This Is One Blessing I'm NOT Counting!

OK, I know ya'll get these stoopid SPAM emails too....but this one really busted me up!

CLICK HERE SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

PS: I just got word that Dimitrios, the Traveling Greek Bra Detective has landed in Paradise and is gearing up for his trip to St. Maarten! Have fun Dimitrios - wish I was there!

A Secret Revealed...

To read the shocking truth behind this picture

(of me and...Fracas's husband?!?) taken at the West Edmonton Mall

CLICK IT!

(My goodness, but DaddyP (and now his relatives!) sure has been

popping up a lot around here lately...Oh well, I guess it's true what they say....

Once an Olga Chaperon, Always an Olga Chaperon!)

Watermelon Man, Part II

So Daddy Papersurfer has

generously offered himself up as a screen saver.

And I must admit I miss Ol' Git...so of course, I took him up on his offer! He says he's "keeping an eye on things"...but I say it looks like he's been eyeing too many watermelons!

(tee-hee!)

*Be sure to stop by Daddy Papersurfer's to pester him say hi

and see the original masterpiece!

Watermelon Man/My Meloncholy Daddy

I'm thrilled right down to my underwires to report that, after my long and arduous trip across the pond, I've cleaned up my act and am back in the swing of things! And since I have none other than my supportive Fracalicious Chaperon to thank for that...I asked if I could help her out by finding the inspiration for her weekly "Friday Food Porn" post!

She's been so busy getting things ready for our trip to Banff...

she said, "Go for it Olga!"

So I did...

and a few strokes of the keyboard later...

"EUREKA! I found it!"

To feast your eyes fully upon Fracas's fabulous Friday Food Porn Post,

click on my picture!

And then listen to Watermelon Man!(It takes few seconds to start...)

TA-TA! (for now) My Little Friend...?!

Click HERE to read the original post,

which has been moved to My Blog Overfloweth Page!

OLGA IS SAFE! But maybe not so sound.....

After a long and arduous journey across the pond

OLGA has FINALLY ARRIVED

on the Fraccy doorstep in Saskatchewan, Canada!

PHEW! ~ what a relief!

Unfortunately, Olga seems to acquired a few nasty habits over in Dear Blighty...so it looks like Fracas will have her hands full! But don't worry -

if anyone can reform a wayward bra...it's Fracas! Dimitrios, the Famous Greek Bra Detective was so excited about Olga's arrival in Canadialand, he broke out another bottle of Ouzo and rounded up all of Olga's old drawer-mates for a special celeBRAtory Greek DANCE!!!

OPA! OLGA! OPA!!!

Click for some dancing music!

And stay tuned for more exciting globetrotting adventures from

Olga, the Traveling Bra!

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

Dimitrios, the Famous Greek Bra Detective

Sylvie at FuelMyBlog has graciously sent me

Dimitrios, the famous Greek Bra Detective,

to help find Olga!

(Actually he was another great prize I won from this contest at Fuel My Blog!)

Sure, he's cute in that little skirt...and ya gotta love the tassel...

but does he have what it takes to uncover the truth about

Olga's mysterious (& getting a bit old if ya ask me) disappearance?

Or, has he met his match with our bodacioius little wayward traveling bra?

Watch the video and tell me what YOU think!

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

Saskatchewan-Uzbekistan?!?

Great. After taking a relaxing week off, I return to the blogosphere only to find that Olga has yet to reach her next destination! Apparently, Claire entrusted her mother (aka: the mumborg) to mail Olga to Fracas in Saskatchewan. Hey, I understand Saskatchewan isn't the easiest word to spell...but...is it anywhere remotely close to....Uzbekistan?!?

NOT TO WORRY! (Well, OK, maybe just a little.) Olga's a big bra and can handle herself (and then some) quite nicely under pressure. (So far.) Just stay tuned (and say a little prayer for Olga)...ya just never know WHERE that dang bra is gonna pop up next!

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

A Couple of Winners!

Back in May 2007 I had the pleasure of hanging around this

good lookin' guy - Equal Opportunity (better known as Opie,)

who belongs to my Loyal Nevada Chaperon.

Today I'm THRILLED to report that Opie

and my Chaperon's daughter just captured the title of

CHAMPION!

at the Arabian Horse Association's

Youth Nationals Championship Horse Show

held in Albuquerque, New Mexico on August 2, 2008!

Way to go Opie!

TA-TA! (for now) England!

Farewell Sweet Willy......'twas a real pleasure getting to know you

(in a friendly, non-sex-toy kind of way, of course...)

and when I think of all the fun and mischief we've gotten

ourselves into over the past few weeks,

it just makes my cups well up and runneth over!

*sniff-sniff*

BUT....LORD

HAVE

MERCY!!!

I'm REALLY gonna miss CLAIRE!

Thanks for the wonderful mammaries Claire...hanging out with you

was an absobloodyfuckinglutely amazing experience!

xoxo

~Olga

Pssst!...after you're done oogling these pictures of me,

(and Claire too, I guess) click here to see the VIDEO!

Oh, and don't worry if you don't hear from me for about a week...my blog-mistress is taking another vacation somewhere up in them thar hills where there's NO internet (the big dummy)...so, in the meantime, why don't ya check out some of the FANTASTIC blogs on my blog-roll? Or just keep coming back here and checkin' out Claire's boobies...

I'll leave 'em up for ya!

( . )( . )

*Look out Saskatchewan, here I come!

Don't Be Confused Drowsey!..........It's Just A Global Blog-iversary Posting Party For YOU!!!

My Pal Drowsey Monkey is not only one of my favorite bloggers and an all around terrific person...today she is celebrating her ONE YEAR BLOG-IVERSARY! Woo-Hoo!!!

Please click HERE to read this post and it's susequent updates on My Blog Overfloweth Page!

Olga Needs...

So...Mimi, (aka: the Queen of Meme's) of Mimi Writes

tagged me with The Needs Meme...

which produced some verrrry interesting results...

Click HERE to read all about what OLGA NEEDS!!!

(But don't click the picture unless you are a

totally mature adult...'cuz it says so.)