Bustin' Out With The Beatles In Liverpool, England

After taking her bloody sweet time springing me from the clutches of the Evil Frickin Bra-Nappers, my Chaperon, Claire took me out to celeBRAte with The Beatles in Liverpool! First stop - The Cavern Pub!

And looky who was just waiting for me to arrive!

When I saw him standing there...

well the way he looked was way beyond compare...

('specially with ME hanging 'round his neck!)

Freedom (and beer) never tasted SO good!

Ob-la-di Ob-la-da life goes on bra!

Here I am checking out The Boys when they were just wee lads...

...and here they are checking me out too!

Then we took a little walk around Matthew Street - here I am adorning the Liverpool Wall of Fame which features a disc for every Liverpool group that had a number one hit!

My personal favorite Beatles hit is "Carry That Weight" with

"Hold Me Tight" a close second...

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes straps and cups

and it's Strawberry Fields Forever... Thanks for the magical tour of Liverpool, Claire!

I "Heart" You!

*CLICK HERE to see the video Claire made of our Liverpool adventure!

OLGA UPDATE! EVIL WILLY SAVES THE DAY!!!

Scroll down to previous post for EXCITING NEWS!

Which Willy Will Wescue Olga?

Scroll down for the latest updates!!!

Oh reeeeeallllly?....

Well, I just so happen to know a couple of Willys who might be willing to

rise to the occasion and negotiate a deal with you, Fat Bastard-Bra Napper!

Whaddaya say Evil Willy?...Nice Willy?....which one of YOU is

up for being a hero?!?

UPDATE!!!!

OLGA HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!

And it looks like Fat Bastard and Evil Willy FINALLY worked out a deal...

Click the photo for complete details on this late breaking news!

(I wonder when's the next flight out of England???)

Bad News For Olga....

This just in!

Claire just got off the phone with the Frickin Evil Bra Nappers...

and apparently...

My Fembots are not a threat!

(Not even the scary Speedy-Fembot... scroll down)

NOW WHAT?!?!?

Click HERE to listen to the frickin phone call!

Poor Olga!...Will this nightmare ever end?!?!?

And...where is the hell is Willy?!?

Fembot Fatale(ity)

Dang it!

My Special Edition 50-Foot Fembot Model #DP-tsk malfunctioned!

She overheated while attempting to THINK

and...her HEAD EXPLODED!

(Curiously, it was empty...?)

So...

I held auditions for a new Fembot and, ummm...

this is what I got...

Jeez, they just don't make 'em like they used to, eh?

('specially the one on the far right...yikes! Click to blow 'em up!)

NOW WHAT?!?

I sure hope Claire is working on a plan to bust Olga free from

the clutches of the Frickin' Evil Bra-Nappers...before it's TOO LATE!!!

(Or at least before the end of the month when she's supposed to go visit Fracas -

who, by the way, just posted her 1,000th post & is having a big ol' party!!!

Stop by and have a beer!)

Signed,

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

I Have A 50-Foot Fembot & I'm NOT Afraid To Use It!

That's right, Evil Bra-Nappers! My Special Edition 50-Foot Fembot Model #DP-tsk

eats pinheads like YOU for breakfast!

(With a cuppa Earl Grey tea, of course.)

So heed my warning:

Hand over Olga!...or heads will roll!

Signed,

~Olga, the Traveling Bra's Blog-Mistress

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(I'm tied again for 2nd place!)

Double-D THANKS!

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Don't Mess With Me Boys!

Dear Bra-nappers....

Harm one teensy weensy fiber on Olga's cups

and I'm calling in The Reinforcements!

Signed,
Olga's (I've also alerted The Posse) Blog-Mistress

UPDATE: The Evil BRA-NAPPERS' identities have been confirmed in this video just posted by Olga's Chaperon, Claire!

UP-UP DATE...MedStudentWife has called in her Big Guns to track down the Frickin' Evil Bra-Nappers! Thanks for your support MSW!

BRA-NAPPED!!!

HELP!!!

Olga's Blog-Mistress here reporting that

Olga, the Traveling Bra has been kid bra-napped!!! I just received this photo of poor Olga who is obviously being held hostage in front of a Giant-Super-Computer by....dah-dah-dah-dummmmmm....

Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard!

Earlier today they sent this Ransom Note to Olga's current Chaperon, Claire!

OR ELSE...WHAT?!?!?

What has Olga gotten herself into NOW?!?!?

Has Evil Willy teamed up with Dr. Evil? Is Willy in cahoots with Fat B@$T@RD? And just how much does Claire know about this? Hmmmmm???? As far as I'm concerned, at this time, everyone is a suspect!

Stay tuned here (& there) for updates and

HOPEFULLY some answers!

Just Plain Fun to Read....

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UH-OH...I slipped!

Yup, now I'm hanging in 3rd place in the Humor Category at the

Bloggers Choice Awards...Care to give me a lift?

If you haven't voted for me yet, I'd LOVE (& NEED) your vote!

And if you have voted for me, I LOVE YOU!

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THANKS!

Oh No! Daddy Papersurfer Has EDWDD!

When I heard that Daddy Papersurfer had fallen victim to EDWDD (Excessive Doodle Week Doodling Disorder) - I dropped what I was doing (sorry 'bout that Willy) and immediately rushed to my former Chaperon's side to see if I could lend him a little support!

Unfortunately, it looks like I was TOO LATE...

(Click here for graphic evidence!)

Also, as you can see in this recent photo, DaddyP is exhibiting the dreaded Doodle-Hunchback, and his fingers have taken on the classic Doodle-Claw appearance of those Doodlers who just don't know when to STOP! Thankfully, you cannot see his face which is frozen into a hideous grimace, complete with crossed-eye (just one) and gallons of icky-yucky droooool! It's pretty dang gross.

Nevertheless, I willingly sacrificed myself as DaddyP's personal drool cup in his hour of need. It was indeed the longest hour of my life, but hey, I figure I've supported bigger boobs than this before in my life, and after everything the ol' git's done for me....well, ummm...come to think of it...what was I thinking?!?

Anyway, fortunately EDWDD usually resolves itself within 24-48 hours...so as soon as he fell asleep I knew he was comfortable, I got the heck outta there and back to my current Chaperon, Claire's house to take a bath! (Now please DaddyP - no more Doodling!...until next Doodle Week, of course!)

Doodle Me Once, Doodle Me Twice, And Doodle Me Once Again...& again...& again...

And so, another successful Doodle Week (finally!) concludes with ~

"Doodle Body"

PLEASE CLICK THIS DOODLE

TO SEE ALL OF MY BODACIOUS DOODLES

WHICH ARE NOW RESIDING ON MY BLOG OVERFLOWETH PAGE!

No Ifs, Ands, or Butts!

Please don't get me wrong...

I'm loving it here in England...70's, DaddyP, and Claire have all been so supportive and such accommodating Chaperons (er, except for...ummm...well, did you know I'm STILL picking out bits of gravel from between my cups, DaddyP?!?!?) Anyway, I really am trying to get a feel for this "British Humour"...but

come on now folks, dontcha think THIS is just a bit of a stretch?!?

I mean, do I have to be on the butt-end of everyone's jokes?!?

(Click the photo to see what ELSE Claire and I did this weekend!)

Oh, and if you feel like giving me a little boost up,

I could really the support!

Thanks!

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See Me, Hear Me!

NOTE: I DO NOT have a lisp! But, the thilly recording maketh me thound that way!

How Brilliante!

Please click on this Brilliante Award to see the who/what/when/where and WHY!

Hoodoo Dat Voodoo?

Looks like we, Silly Voodoo Willy and Olga, the Traveling that Ol' Blackmagic Bra, have conjured up a little magic of our own...and rendered Evil Willy helpless and begging for mercy...Upon

The Alter of Doom!

**Bra-ha-hahahahaha!**
How did this happen?

What's going to happen next?

Is Evil Willy safe?

What about his moustache?

Click the photo & find out!

Hurry up!...Click it!...Before I put a voodoo curse on YOU!

**Bra-ha-hahahahaha!**

What Do a Jock Strap, 2 Bras, a Non-Sex Toy, a Pair of Dog-Panties, and a Condom Have In Common?

Click here and find out!

Wordless Wednesday With the Willys, Part II ~ With Words!

OK, so Claire has her version of the story and I have mine...

here's how I remember it (vaguely)...

What WILL happen next?

Stay tuned here (or there) to find out!

Now where do you suppose Claire stashed the GOOD wine?!?!?!

Wordless Wednesday With the Willys

(CRAP!.....crabs! Claire!!!! )

Havin' a Baa-Baa-Ball in LIVERPOOL, England

When I first set forth on my pioneering journey around the world, my intent was not only to be the 1st totally unattached, self-supporting bra in history to cover the globe, but also to boost the spirits of those whom I was fortunate enough to meet along the way. And thanks to the Blogosphere, my adventures have far exceeded even my wildest dreams (which is saying a LOT!)

Never was this more evident than yesterday, when 3 bloggers...who if not for this big ol' bodacious bra, probably never would have met...hooked up together at Albert Dock in Liverpool, England! Yes, it was one for the record books my friends...ONE bra connecting THREE people; my current Chaperon, Claire; my former Chaperon, 70'steen; and a new friend (to me & Claire) Bill Blunt...I was just swelling with pride as truly, my cups runnethed over. Please check out each of their blogs for 3 unique takes on our afternoon together!

As for me, I had a baa-baa-ball hanging around Liverpool's famous Super Lamb Bananas... in fact, I think they never looked better!
I even hooked up with my ol' pal Michelle, leader of The Posse!

(She was quite relieved to see I am no worse for wear

after my recent incarceration at visit to Daddy Papersurfer's

Slave Labor Camp lovely home.)

Silly Willy

A quick hello!

Claire thinks I am resting whilst she does a bit of gardening, what a daft cow!

Have a look where I really am!

Yep Willy and Olga up a tree,

S. N .O. G .G. I .N.G!

That's snogging! Its my new favourite Britsh word, I thought I liked Horny but snogging is so much fun!

I better leg it before Claire realises what I have been up to, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It's SMOKIN' at Lake Almanor, California

Sorry I haven't been posting much on my blog, responding to comments, or visiting your blogs this week...you see, my trusty blog-mistress is on vacation at Lake Almanor in Northern California...where internet access is very limited...it is also verrrrry smoky due to the many wildfires in the area.....still she and her family are managing to have a good time, and she promises to be back online and posting all about ME and my exciting adventures with Claire and Willy in England soon...which reminds me....HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY AMERICA!

It's Olga and Willy Time!

Woo-HooooOOOooooo!.....

I am soooOOOOooo excited to finally met Willy, the famous traveling non-sex toy! Willy belongs to one of my favorite bloggers, Claire of A Little Piece of Me, and I have been longing to meet him (and the lovely Claire, of course) for quite some time now...because not only do Willy and I share the same sense of adventure, but we love having our pictures taken...and Claire's is not only an excellent photographer...BUT she has a fantastically dirty mind and isn't afraid to use it!!! WHAT MORE could a bra ask for?!? (Oh and she loves llamas too!)

Stay tuned.....