TA-TA (for now) Papersurferville!

I only have eyes for you, DaddyP!Well, and Gertrude.

Thanks for the swell time...I will never forgive forget you!

~Olga, the Traveling Bra

xoxo

WELL WELL WELL...I Can Explain!

OK - I know this looks bad,

and Daddy P would love for ya'll to think the WORST,

but I can explain!

REALLY I CAN!

...just gimme a minute here...

OK, after I had that cuppa tea and sausage roll with DaddyP, I didn't feel very well...my poor straps were all tied up in knots and I had a horrible tension cup-ache...so I snuck off to the spare bedroom to have a little lie down...I was just drifting off to sleep when I heard

"Knock knock!"

I said "Who's there?"

A deep, sexy voice (so I knew it wasn't DaddyP) said "Llama"

I said "Llama who?"

The voice replied "Llama come in...I have a surprise for yooooo!"

So, being the trusting soul that I AM...I opened the door and there stood Mr. Tall Dark and well, Hairy...holding a beautiful silver tray upon which were some lovely scented candles, assorted oils, lotions, and chocolate truffles!

Then, he *winked* at me. So of course I had to let him in...and, well...one thing led to another, and before I knew it.....oooooh baby!!!.....I swear, I have NEVER had it sooOOOoooo good!.....ALL of my tension was G-O-N-E!

In fact, I'm still feeling a bit wobbly from the whole experience...I mean, never in a million years would I have ever thought that a llama could be such a fantastic masseuse!!!

Thanks Gertrude - I feel like a brand new bra!

And thanks to you too DaddyP - Hanging around with you was an experience I'll never forget!

Ollllllga....Where Arrrrre You?!?

The Ol' Git has LOST Olga!!!!

Saturday UPDATE:

OLGA IS STILL MISSING!!!

**THE SEARCH FOR OLGA HAS BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL EFFORT OF GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS!**

(Scroll down to see important updates on this dire situation...)Please click the picture for details...I gotta go notify the FBI, CIA, Military Intelligence, Scotland Yard, and BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society.)
(Geez, and I'm supposed to be leaving on vacation today!...That dang DaddyP - give a man a bra and look what happens!)

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

UPDATE: 70'steen reports that The Posse is on high alert, and she has posted this milk carton on her blog - I urge EVERYONE to do the same...help bring Olga back!

THANKS to Miss MoneyPenny for posting the Milk Carton on her blog - the more exposure the better!

UP-UPDATE: MedStudentWife is so upset, she has not only threatened to revoke her membership in the DaddyP Fan Club...she's hired the Double-D (for downright dangerous) services of Fang and her trusty bra handler to track Olga down! Hang on Olga....wherever you are!UP-UP-UPDATE: Thanks Rev, for summoning the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria...Olga needs all the help she can get right now!

THIS JUST IN FROM INDIA: ScratchBags has enlisted the help of a few bunnies and a stag with bunny ears to help look for Olga...it's an international and inter-species search effort!

A Tough Nut To Crack - Papersurferville, England

I really don't mind being a plumber's helper...I love plumbers!
But believe me, Daddy Papersurfer is NOT a plumber!

REAL plumbers don't wear sandals on the job. He is, however, a thoughtful ol' git...and allowed me to rest my weary cups for a 10 minute tea and sausage roll break.

(I would have rather had coffee and a donut, but didn't want to risk getting demoted to rubble-carrier again, so I kept my big mouth shut...for a change!)

It's true...DaddyP is a tough nut to crack,

but as you can read right here, I'm working on it!

Called to Duty - Papersurferville, England

OK, so I knew Daddy Papersurfer has a big remodeling project going on...and I told him I'd be happy to pull my weight around the job site...ya know, lend him a little support 'n all...but never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine being called upon to do THIS......

YIKES!...this is NOT what "Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder" means!!

Or THIS!

(Just watch where you're stickin' that saw, DP!)

Although I think I do make a pretty

snazzy looking tool belt.

Me and DaddyP - Papersurferville, England

Uh-oh!

What have I gotten myself into this time?!

(Click the photo & find out!)

PS: Check out Fanzine Frenzy VII at Diary of a 70's Teen to learn more about the Phenomenon that is Daddy Papersurfer!

Ta-Ta! (for now) Manchester, England

Today my visit with my fabulous 70's Chaperon came to an end, and The Posse turned out in full force to say goodbye!

Have you ever seen a more beautiful assemblage of support before?!

An especially touching moment came when Michelle (the leader of The Posse) presented me with some souvenirs...then reached out and taught me the Secret Posse Handshake as the rest of The Gang sang

"Hands Bras Across the Water!" *sniff-sniff*

Then, much to my utter astonishment...ALL of the goddesses appeared to wish me well as I embark upon my next exciting adventure!

(I hear I'm going to visit Daddy Papersurfer.)

As I was leaving, I heard them all chanting....an ancient spell...
something about....I'm not sure....but I think it was "Good Luck."Apparently they think I'm gonna need it?!?

Thank you 70's for a most enjoyable and uplifting visit -

I had a wonderful time!

This Old House ~ 70's Style - Manchester, England

And now I'd like to take you on a little tour inside 70'steen's house!

This adorable doll house is a little project that 70's has been working on for years! If you CLICK the picture to enlarge it, you will see she's even placed some cute little tiny things inside!
*tsk*

Wait a minute...did you just hear that!?

Some of 70's favorite objets d'art can be found upon these shelves...

CLICK on the picture to see them in detail!

*tsk*

Hey! There it is again!?!?!

Moving right along,

here we have an assortment of knickknacks and 70's book collection...

CLICK on the picture and check out the titles.

*tee hee*

Who said that?!!

This is 70's DVD collection and some weird looking little statues...yeah sure, go ahead and click on the picture to see 'em up close.

*hum-de-dum*

OK, now why do I hear humming?!?!?!

Finally, here I am draped across 70's dressing table where she also proudly displays a photo of her lovely teenage daught...WAIT A MINUTE...

that's not her daughter!

*Ho-hum*

DaddyP!!!! I shoulda known!

Just wait 'til I get my straps on YOU!

Me and My Big Mouth...

The house belonging to my current Chaperon,

70'steen, was built 100 years ago!

WoW!...that's OLD!

There are still fields/moss land at the back that run for miles...

and I hear she has a lovely back yard ooops...I mean garden...So let's go outside and take a peek... Ooooh yes...quite lovely indeed!

Why, I could just hang out here on this old chair and....

What 70's?...oh, it's a new chair? Sorry!

"Come on Olga...let's go for a little explore!"
"Geez 70's....how OLD is that green river?!?...

.....70's?....70's!?...Where'd ya go?!?!

Hey......I like old!

And green.......is a good color!"

Dang! Looks like me and my big mouth have gotten me in trouble AGAIN.

Well, that's just tough titty!

'Cuz this is the way I see things...

I just call 'em as I see 'em!

*And THAT in my not-so-humble-opinion is an old green river.

Thankfully, 70's has a great sense of humor

and didn't leave me hanging on the fence for long...

we hurried back to her beautiful garden just in time to

catch the last few rays of light as the sun set on

another exciting day at Oldsville 70's house!

(Next time...we tour the inside!)

Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

I had the strangest dream last night! I dreamed I was back in Hollydale, Minnesota

with my old pal Speedy... We were in the cheese aisle
at Wal-Mart...

when suddenly Speedy yelled out..."Hey Olga! Check out that great deal on chicken breasts!"

And all I could say was...

"B-B-B-B-BRA-wk!!!"

Next thing I know, we're at Olga's Hair Cut & Styles!
Where again, Speedy yelled out... "Hey lady!...check out MY Olga's!"

After they kicked us out,

things got even weirder...

But I seem to remember it being

a very uplifting

experience... OK, well maybe that's a bit of a s-t-r-e-t-c-h....

but we did play a round

of golf.

I scored a perfect 36

on the front nine!

But Speedy hung me out to dry

on the back nine!

Then, just as Guru Swami Speedy was about to

reveal The Meaning of Life...

I WOKE UP!

Dang! I wonder what he was gonna say?!?!?

Stay tuned for continuing coverage of my adventures with

70'steen in Manchester, England!

Puppy Luv - Manchester, England

WHO could resist those big ol' soulful eyes?

Certainly not me! And I'm not even a dog fancier!

Well, except for Elvis

and Stewart

oh, and Lainie of course.

Aw, c'mere...let me give you a hug...{{{snuggle}}}

Rest up lil' pup...

70's camera is working again!

So we've got places to go and people to see!

(stay tuned...)

The Mosaic Picture Meme

What's THIS? Click on it and find out!

Feeling Flush in Manchester, England

Psssst!...

c'mere....

look close...

what do you see?.... Yep - it's a ROYAL FLUSH for Olga, the Traveling Card Shark Bra!

When it comes to playing poker,

I KNOW when to hold 'em...

(A few hours later...) .....unfortunatley

when it comes to drinking wine,

I never know when to fold 'em.

Oh for God' s sake 70's!...puh-leeeez put down that dang camera and

get me some asprin!

**CrAsH!**

OOOPS! Uh-oh....