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Viva Las Vegas!

To my awesome Georgia Chaperons,


Stealth and Gina....

Thank you from the bottom of my cups...

...for taking me out and showing me around Las Vegas!

I had a simply marvelous time ~
and I couldn't have done it without you!

Spa 'n Bra Day (& Night)

My Georgia Chaperons are just so gosh-darned ahhhh-some!

First, they treated me to a much kneaded massage...

And then....

they took me and Gillian to the Coyote Ugly Bar & Dance Saloon

where I got to meet this group of brainiac scientists from Ireland!

Not only that, but...

Gillian got to fulfill her lifelong dream of being permanently hired in the bar! So be sure to stop in and say hello to "Bar-Bra"
(her "Vegas name") when you're in town!

And finally...

I am leaving the rest of what we did or didn't do up to your imagination because - ya know what they say about what happens in Vegas...and I'm not saying it!

A Little Down-Time

Here in exciting Las Vegas there's just soooo much to see and do 'round the clock...you can shoot your wad pretty quick if you're not careful. So it's important to factor in a little down-time amongst all the excitement...

...as my new bosom buddy Gina is so skillfully demonstrating here!

Dang, it's HOT! I sure could go for a nice cold
Diet Pepsi whoops, I mean Coke!

to be continued...

So, I Was Just Hanging Around the Casino....

...and I noticed my AWESOME Georgia Chaperon, Stealth, standing in front of a candy bar machine. She put two coins in, turned the knob and a big fat dark chocolate candy bar fell out! She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket...then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob and...whadaya know!?...another candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.
She put two more coins into the machine and turned the knob
again which produced yet another candy bar
which she put in her pocket.
Finally, her best friend Gina, who'd been out looking for a Diet Coke, walked over and said,
"Girlfriend, WHAT in tarnation are you doing?!?" And Stealth said..."Duh! I'm winning here!"

to be continued....

An Intimate Cocktail Party

Yesterday, after we unpacked, Stealth and Gina went looking for something to eat...and I had the pleasure of meeting a young whipper-snapper bra named Gilligan O'Malley.

A saucy little redhead with a big sense of adventure, Miss O'Malley came along with us because she has dreams of fame and fortune hanging in the Coyote Ugly Saloon here in Vegas.

Of course, she, being so young and innocent, quickly attached herself to me and I (being so, uh...mature and, um...worldly) easily slipped into the role of mentor as we chatted about "intimate" affairs over cocktails.

Soon, the other bras in the room perked up to listen and then joined in! It quickly became a "support group/cocktail party" unlike Vegas, or anywhere for that matter, has ever seen before!

And to think, this was just my 1st MORNING in Vegas!

...to be continued

Going to LAS VEGAS, Nevada

Don't ask me WHY we went from Atlanta, Georgia to Flint, Michigan to get to Las Vegas, Nevada...but here I am watchin' Gina's back in the Flint airport as she unwraps a couple of them tasty Glo-Balls
for us to share. Yum-mee!
How LONG did it take to get to Vegas, you ask?...well, I am truly at a loss for words...so I'll let my Stealthy Georgia Chaperon fill you in on all the excruciating details!

But keep checkin' back for updates from Las Vegas!

to be continued....

I've Been Hit!

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VEGAS...or BUST!

The first big city I ever visited as a Traveling Bra was Las Vegas, Nevada...but being a bit of an ingénue at the time, I still felt pretty insecure about being out there on my own, much less exposing myself in public. Consequently, I never even made it past the hotel room balcony!
(I know, I know - what a boob, huh?!)

Nevertheless, I managed to have a pretty good time in the hotel room, mixing things up and talkin' shop with the other lingerie (thank God for mini bars!)...so I guess the trip wasn't a total bust...but still, I was left longing for something more....


So, when my current Chaperon invited me to go to Vegas with her and a friend, you bet I jumped on board! And this time, with my Stealthy Georgia Chaperon at the helm, I know I'll be getting LOTS of exposure! (I just hope I can everything under control...)











So Girls...what are we waiting for? Let's kick it!

To Vegas....or BUST!

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What Kind of Bra Are YOU?

What Kind of Bra Are YOU?

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HOLY FRAC!

Look what I got for my birthday!How thoughtful and GENEROUS!

(Reminds me of someone I used to know...?)

This perky little pillow arrived late last night, along with a lovely post from my friend Fracas...who really knows how to shake things up over on her uproariously funny blog! She also has quite a knack for gift-giving, don't-cha think?! THANK YOU soooo much dear Fracas, I shall add this to my bag of traveling necessities...and then, I might just have to come pay you and your little bevy of fraccy bras a visit, for REAL!

What a way to top off an already unbelievably bodacious birthday! (Thanks everyone!) I'm exhausted. I think I'll go lay my poor tuckered cups down on my new pillow and have my close, personal friend Mark Wills sing me to sleep! (See previous post.) Gotta rest up for my next big adventure with my AWESOME Georgia Chaperon...this time... it's VEGAS or BUST!

PS: If you'd like one of these poofy little pillows for yourself (or someone special), just click on the photo for more information...they come in a variety of colors, and get this, with matching bottle covers. (I'll be picking up a couple of those myself.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEeeeeeee!!!

OH. MY. GAWD!!!! LOOKY HERE AT THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT MY STEALTHY GEORGIA CHAPERON JUST SPRANG ON ME!
I LOVE YOU GIRL!!! And I think I love Mark Wills now too!
(He really touched me.)

And just in case you're wondering HOW in the WORLD did a famous country music star like Mark Wills KNOW it was
MY birthday?....click here & find out!

What A Difference A Year Makes!

Happy birthday to me........Happy BIRTHDAY to me!......HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME-eeeeeee.......HAPPY BIRTHDAY........TO ME!!!

Can you believe it's been exactly 365 days since I bid TA-TA to my boring old life and set forth as the world's 1st and ONLY Traveling Bra?! What a long, strange, WONDERFUL trip it's been! There's no doubt I am the luckiest bra alive, so I'd like to acknowledge some very special people without whom I never would have gotten very far: "The Girls"; Lisa, Kristi and Janis - thanks for the INSPIRATION, and for picking me up and setting me on the road to freedom! (Lori & Leslie, I hope to see you soon!) And Mark, Katie and Ross - THANK YOU from the bottom of my cups for puttin' up with all my stuff at the expense of hot meals and clean clothes. And, I give a great BIG bodacious thanks to YOU, my friend - because everyone knows that friends make the world go 'round...and I really DO appreciate your support! OK...'nuff said - gotta hurry up and eat some birthday cake 'cuz I am one busy bra with places to go and people to see! See ya around! (And dont'cha just LOVE that Mark Wills?!?)

Love,
~Olga, the Traveling Bra

Well, Butter My Buns & Call Me A Biscuit!

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GREETINGS from MOBILE, Alabama

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UPDATED 10/8/08!

GOOD MORNIN' FROM MOBILE, ALABAMA!

I just want ya'll ta know that I am havin' the time of my life with my ROCKIN' Georgia Chaperon and her friends on our big ol' honkin' Road Trip to BayFest! We had a late night with drivin' from Atlanta, Georgia to Mobile, Alabama. When we got to our hotel, I just fell in love with the Sleep Number bed...
my personal number is a comfy 36, of course.

However, I was a bit alarmed when I woke up this mornin' and my chaperon was gone! "OH NO - not again!" I thought to myself!
But then I realized she'd just gotten her sweet little Georgia tush up and out for a run! You go girl!
Just remembah to come on back, ya'll hear?

(LATER THAT AFTERNOON...)

Well, my chaperons have been busier than a
one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest showin' me all around Mobile, Alabama this afternoon!

Here I am gracing the doorstep of the Mobile Carnival Museum.
This one-of-a kind museum highlights the history of Mardi Gras...and I say; "Let The Good Time Roll!"

Sure, this Southern Gentleman was a snazzy dresser, but
a bit of a poser if ya'll ask me.

I had a nice surprise for Chris Daughtry....if he just woulda fricken ANSWERED his door!!!

Here I am with my chaperon readin' an article about Joan Jett in the Alice in Chains' DRESSING ROOM! In case ya'll didn't know, my chaperon is a devoted Joan Jett fan...and judgin' by the look in her eye...I reckon she's developin' a few feelins' about me too! :)

Well, la-di-da...if it isn't lil' ol' me on a tire-swing BACKSTAGE...just whiling away the hours until we get to see JOAN JETT! Stay tuned....

(LATER THAT NIGHT...)

After weeks of much anticipation...my ROCKIN' STEALTHY Chaperon's dream of getting upclose and personal with JOAN JETT And The BLACKHEARTS finally came true...

...it was almost NIRVANA!

Yeah, that's me, rubbin' shoulders backstage with Matt, Abby and Joan Jett's guitar player (wearing red) Dougie!

(AND FINALLY...)

"I LOVE ROCK 'N ROLL!"

and I LOVE my STEALTHY SWEET Georgia Chaperon!

TA-TA Nevada!

Talk about a big bag of mixed emotions! After splittin' the sheets with my "Ex" a few days ago, I could barely contain myself as I said "Ta-Ta" to my loyal Nevada Chaperon...without whom, it's safe to say, I never would have gotten very far! As a couple of newly independent gals, we literally and figuratively covered a lot of territory together during these past 5 months! She, being my "Ex's" oldest and dearest friend, really went the extra mile and took me to SIXTEEN different locations in FOUR states! Between her and my daring little Italian Chaperon of my beloved Petaluma, I got TONS of exposure on the west coast! But now, it's time for me to move on to other parts of this big ol’ goofy world.
So Girls, let's lift our cups and toast - to friendship! Good friends are like good bras...
hard to find, comfortable, supportive, &
always close to the heart. Thanks for the memories!

Now...I'm off to Georgia where new friends and adventures await!

Ta-Ta! (For now!)

Lightening My Load in CHICO, California

After a blessedly uneventful trip up Interstate 5, I arrived in Chico safe and sound via FedEx, which in my not-so-humble opinion is the ONLY way to travel! Hmmm, I wonder if they're in the market for a new spokesmodel?

I went to Chico (aka: "where the nuts come from)" specifically to confront my "Ex"...who, if you recall, (and if not, click here) DUMPED me for a younger model last year at her High School Reunion! Then she left me flat-busted all alone in an unfamiliar town with no visable means of support! Yeah, you can bet your sweet bippy I arrived at her home with both barrels fully loaded and underwires poised to do battle!

So, imagine my udder surprise when, after we somewhat awkwardly embraced "hello," I realized I just full of hot air...I could never hold anything against this woman! For one thing, she's lost a little weight, plus the poor thing has become so forgetful, it's a miracle she has ANY clothes left! Turns out my former bosom buddy has been diagnosed with AAADD. Which explains a LOT.

Even though I still think she's a pretty big boob for treating me the way she did, when you think about it, my "Ex's" absent-mindedness is what led to my becoming a Traveling Bra! So, I did what any fine, upstanding bra would do and forgave her transgressions. I feel soooo much lighter now!

With all that said and done, I decided to go hook up with a few of my old draw-mates, and there I discovered yet another painful truth; "Once you leave home, you can go never back." I just didn't I fit in anymore. And I thought I'd go crazy listening to them drone on and on about their on again/off again relationship with my "Ex", and their relentlessly tedious lives; all work-wash-dry and NO play! How DID I ever put UP with that?!?

Just when I thought I would bust from boredom, the phone rang and whadaya know?...it was my dear old Nevada chaperon calling to invite me over to her place for a few days! And THEN I got an e-mail from a BRAND NEW chaperon-to-be who wants to take me on a big ol' rock 'n rollin' road trip down south! Woo-hoo! I'm shipping out tomorrow! Proving once again, that when life leaves ya feeling a bit deflated, if you just hang tight, things usually have a way of working themselves out.

I'm really sorry I had to cut my trip to Chico short (not!) but I know I'll be back in the 'hood again someday...for a nice (SHORT) visit. Until then, it's TA-TA California, HELLO Nevada,
and LOOK-OUT Georgia - here I come!

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